MUDing
You know that You have been MUDing to long when:



...You consider persons in the room. "Your mother is tougher than you."

   "Your 6 year old sister is weaker than you.(Yog)

...You dont fear death because you always buy a new extralife.

   "Get outta my way stupid truck!"(Yog)

...You don't notice people talking to you, because they don't use maincolor.(Yog)

...You try to cast shields on yourself when you get into fights.(Yog)

...You think the hp-triggers will heal you up when you get hurt. *SMACK* 

   Haha! I can take another one next round!"(Yog)

...You go to the local mechanic to have your clothes repaired. "I need my T-shirt,

   jeans and belt repaired."(Yog)

...You have a bag with you that you collect all kinds of things.

   "Oh jolly good! A sandwich, and a mug!"(Yog)

...All your belongings have titles written on them. "Joe's pen of DOOM, Joe's table of Evil,

   Joe's car of Darkness".(Yog)

...You try to idle in the supermarket. "Don't push me Mr.Shopkeeper, I am idling here."(Yog)

...You talk to other MUD-players in RL and "type-in-the-air" in front of them.(Yog)

...The MUDplayers respond by talk and "type-in-the-air" back at you.(Yog)

...You dont know what signs says until you "read" them.(Yog)

...You use wordcuts in RL talk. "So then I just rotfl.ed after he dropped his pants."(Yog)

...You start refering to your cat as baghera. (Tichondrius)

...Try to kill people to make you stronger(THoRN)

...You try to sell your soul for some platinum..(THoRN)

...You try to sacrifice your soul to your sword..(THoRN)

...You walk up to a Priest and ask: Can I have a Shield? (Evie)

...You walk up to a girl in a bar and say: 'I flirt shamelessly with you'

...You have dreams about Oni ravaging your city..(THoRN)

...When you dream that your alarm clock is a keyboard..(Maggie)

...When you type faster then you can talk. (Maggie)